on a friday

Brits have no respect for Black Friday. They think any Friday in November and December is Black Friday and I find this very degrading to my native culture. (And very annoying for my inbox.)

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The thing about doing the work is that when you’re not doing the work, you know that you really do need to be doing the work, so you never again have an excuse for not doing the work that you know needs to be done. Very annoying, actually.

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How many people accidentally drop their phones in post boxes every day? Surely it must be quite a common occurrence, but how common? Posties hmu, I need to know.

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I am so deeply tired of turning on my rechargable lamp and then it suddenly turning off because it doesn’t have enough juice. The USB charging cable that comes with it is, of course, 5 inches long so it’s impossible to use it as an actual lamp when it is charging. Call me old fashioned but I’m sick of charging stuff, I just want plugs.